Hmmm... That reminds me of a joke...
(No, actually, it doesn't...)
Congrats, guys! Funniest stuff I've read in a while! So, while we're on the subject, here are a couple more classics:
I have access to so much more... And some enough to make Trampy blush. (And she's PLASTIC, for gosh sakes... Very LIFELIKE plastic, but plastic nonetheless...)
Edited becuase I am teh suck...